Gambia Fires Army Chief!!!

Major General Drammeh’s Services “Prematurely” Terminated       

 Military Mutiny Imminent In Gambia!!!

By Staff Reporter Bakary Gibba, Banjul

The second man in command of Gambia’s Armed Forces was told late Saturday afternoon that he does not need to report to Work on Monday, as his services with the military has been terminated with immediate effect, the Freedom Newspaper can authoritatively report. Deputy Chief of Defense Staff Major General Yankuba Drammeh, on Saturday, received some officials of the National Intelligence Agency, Gambia’s main spy body at his Banjulnding residence, who handed a terse letter to him from the President’s office—prematurely terminating his employment with the army, sources here said. The letter does not state any reason for the Presidential directive, although it advised General Drammeh to refrain from reporting to work with immediate effect.  

Has President Jammeh Rescinded The Firing Of Marie Saine???

Justice Minister’s Sacking Not Official Yet—Freedom Newspaper Reporter

The Gambian state is yet to officially announce the alleged sacking of Justice Minister Marie Saine, leaving the nation in a sea of speculations, and counter speculations, the Freedom Newspaper weekend edition can report. It appears that the President has rescinded his move to let the former Justice Minister go, as there is no formal announcement on Radio Gambia to confirm international press reports that Madam Saine has been fired.  This paper was reliably informed by a trusted source about the removal of Marie Saine, but our reporter on the ground is calling for a caution on the whole issue—pending an official statement issued by the State House. “Pa, the news of the Justice Minister’s sacking has not  been aired by GRTS, and I also contacted an intelligence officer, who confirmed that it is unfounded. But I will continue to monitor the situation. This story reminds me about the sacking of  the former Secretary General SG Sallah.  It  was  rumored earlier before his sacking. Let wait, and see what will happen now towards Monday,” said our Banjul political reporter Bakary Gibba.

Obituary Announcement:  Pa Lie Jeng Dies

Editor M’Bai Pays Tribute To Former Landlord

We regret to announce the sudden death of our uncle, father , and friend Pa Abdoulie Lie Jeng, AKA Pa Lie of Dibba Kunda. Mr. Jeng passes away this past Thursday, following heart related problems. Mr. Jeng was a devoted Muslim, who spent his lifetime helping the poor, and the needy. Our Editor Pa Nderry M’Bai used to reside at Mr. Jeng’s home as a tenant before securing his personal house in Manjie-Kunda. Like, other tenants, Mr. M’Bai said Mr. Jeng treated him as a son, and was very instrumental in shaping his life as a young man.“ I received the demise of Pa Lie with a deep shock. Mr. Jeng was like a father figure to me. I  stayed at his home— until I moved to my home in Manjie- Kunda. He never treated me as a tenant. I was part of the Jeng family. Pa Lie was a lovable Dad, very jovial, charming, and entertaining so to speak,” Editor M’Bai said.

Michael Scals Calls President Jammeh a “ True Patriot.”

Dear Mr. Editor,

 To call President Jammeh a patriot, is not an unreasonable assumption to make. To tour his mind would reveal a man who believes..that he is a patriot. There have been many such patriots throughout history. Hitler considered himself to be a patriot, and decried the Jewish people to be the scourge of mankind. He butchered some 5 million of them, including children. One of his more patriotic notions was to build a separate college where the Arian race could inter breed. Thus to create a future master race of blue eyed, blond haired children, in which to assimilate the cloning  of a "superior" dominant class, to rule the rest of Earth's population. He was very close to achieving world domination through advanced technical and scientific inspection of atomic power.

Pa Harry Jammeh Takes Over

Has Yahya Jammeh fired Justice Minister Marie Saine?  News in the grapevine is running wild—suggesting that the Minister has been axed out. But we just received a confirmation about Minister Saine's removal. She has been replaced by Pa Harry Jammeh, a half brother to President Jammeh. She was sacked with immediate effect.

Pa Harry In Cabinet finally!