Why Gambia First Lady Gets Mad!!!
Why Gambia First Lady Gets Mad!!!
Why Gambia’s First Lady Gets Mad at Yahya Jammeh.  By Watchman.
 
He thinks she’s impressed by how many people he throws in jail.
He keeps embarrassing her at state banquets when he tries to dance.
He attempts to speak Arabic with her relatives but is so bad at it, he ends up insulting them.
He tells her how good a cook she is but eats the dishes cooked by his staff when she’s not looking.
He sometimes calls her Mummy by accident. This happens a lot to Mama’s’ boys.
He ignores her when she tells him to stop using his walking stick even though it’s tripped him up and made him fall very badly in public.
He writes her love poems but uses so many big words he doesn’t know, it ends up confusing her.
He snores very loudly at night and refuses to go to another room even though this scares mini-Jammeh.
He takes a bath only when he goes to Kanilai because he cannot operate the showers at State House.
He keeps getting caught with lipstick on his white Caftan and says it just his herb medicine residue.
He keeps forgetting where to sit every time he goes to international summits like the UN.
He likes to call the wives of other Cabinet members and hang up when they say hello.
He prefers to eat with his hands and is quite messy during visits to other countries.
He keeps calling universities the world over to give him honorary degrees in exchange for cash.
He likes to keep money in his chaya instead of using a wallet.
He refuses to use body lotion and is always scratching himself due to dry skin.
He walks around State House late at night screaming “I hate Pa Nderry Mbai and Freedomnewspaper!”
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Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 (Archive on Wednesday, April 30, 2008)
Posted by PNMBAI  Contributed by PNMBAI
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