My People,
I have just been informed that the watchman liar cum hate-preacher is finally giving up his arrogant campaign to discredit Sankanu after masturbating, purging and hallucinating all alone on his computer keyboard.
As a Man of Nobility, I kept my words by ignoring the daily anti-SANKANU lies, caricature, parody and gossip. Celebrities and Very Responsible People are always insulted and caricatured by the lowly fear-mongers. If at all I were a "nobody", I would not have been subjected to such insults, jealousy and hatred.
Now the truth has prevailed. My Princely Sankanu testicles are harder to crack; harder than rough diamond. The eunuch-watchman and his associates have realized this and thus opted for swift surrender. Otherwise, they would end up strangulating themselves.
They are loosing credibility by the day as readers are now gradually standing up against the extreme competition for misinformation and hate propaganda.
Love live the rumour-mongers. God bless the losers!
Power to the SMART READERS who cannot be manipulated by frustrated cowards and hate preachers struggling to pay their bills from their "working poor" pay cheques as supermarket workers, baby-sitters, call boys/girls, pizza boys, pimps and failures.
Power to the Gambian voters and decision makers who can never be carried away by gossips.
People, do not be surprised when you see this email as FRONT-PAGE "BREAKING NEWS" of "SANKANU COMPROMISING PRIVACY, HACKING THE C.I.A. SERVER AND THE FOOL'S NOISE PAPER I.P. ADDRESS WHILE PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE THE FALSE PROPHETS..."
No, a sexier lie you might see is "Breaking Scary Gossip: Bubacarr Sankanu connives with Jammeh, N.I.A. and FJC to defraud Gambians and to undermine our authoritative and credible nonsense blogs!"
Or you just imagine any other "out of context" exaggeration in the name of free speech. Enjoy the typographical errors I deliberately oversaw!
You laugh!
Greetings to all!
His Serenity Prince Bubacarr Sankanu, The Dakabana of Saxaanura
Cologne
Germany
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
