Yahya Jammeh's 96 crocodiles lay eggs many more to be fed!

In the beginning Yahya Jammeh started with 96 crocodiles at his zoo in Kanilai. These are crocodiles he imported into The Gambia at his own pleasure.

It costs a huge amount of money to import them with all the necessary travel arrangments,risks,insurance,freight,packaging and handling of other stuff accompanying the beasts from point A to point B. Think about that folks! As time went on these crocodiles started breeding more little ones by laying more eggs in the grass or along the borders of the pool. The challenged posed for Jammeh is how to feed them? He kills cattle, sheep goats, bush pigs, catches a lot of fish and other animals to help feed them on a daily basis. Just imagine the large appetite of a crocodile let alone imagining what would feed it every day more than once! This adventurous side of a crazy man has brought the price of meat so high for the average Gambian. It has also endangered other species in the habitat. Maybe very soon frogs and worms will be things of the past in Kanilai thanks to those crocodiles.

Recently we saw on the daily observer where a man came across a baby crocodile at a creek near his neighborhood! This was scary and unexpected. The same person or people in that locality called in the authorities to help capture the creature because it was seen in an area where kids used to happily swim! When will we hear what happened afterwards? We are all ears! Unfortunately the only pleasure reserved for these poor kids was cut short by the father of another kid called Muhammed Jammeh. Muhammed would be swimming in a pool at his father's palace while that very father is depriving other kids of using the natural gift from God! Of course the baby crocodile they saw comes from Kanilai. We all know Jammeh will spread those creatures using his crude methods of an insane zoologist to test the waters again.

The Budget of 4 state houses allocated to one state house!

STATE HOUSE ONE-Banjul

This is the traditional state house that all Gambians know about. It was inherited from the Colonialists therefore became the first place to be occupied by The Gambia's first president after 1965. He stayed in there until 1994. President Jammeh after over throwing the Jawara regime occupied the same state house. Lest we forget when he stole a transistor radio from the Jawara family in August 1994! He knows this is a fact because I was there when he took it out of the stack. When the Jawara family came to pick up the old man's belongings they realized it was missing Jammeh jokingly brandished the set and told them I have taken it. Of course they feared to start a brawl therefore left the set with him at the time. These were the days when he came in as a hungry soldier who was  hijacking taxis like a gangster. From that day to now Jammeh has added threefold on the Banjul state house's budget alone. He dug bunkers there, kept in them armored cars and other machines of fodder from various parts of the world including Egypt. He also invited in Moroccan local constructors who are part of his wife's cartel in Maghreb. These people scraped tiles, painted patches and other layers then plastered cement on holes with few ugly extensions here and there. Then at the end they were paid a lot of money from our national coffers. Let us not even think about the other expenditures when it comes to feeding the giraffes and camels in Banjul! Maybe the accountant general's office will be able to do the math for us one day. Anyone interested can look at the budget estimates then multiply the figure allocated to the Banjul state house by three and see. Even the latter maybe less than what he slays from our national coffers while maintaining the Banjul state house!

STATE HOUSE TWO-Kanilai

This is not the national symbol, it is one place Yahya Jammeh built to help revive the spirits of his dead father a former renowned wrestler who had no fix home. No disrespect intended here, it is the hard fact. Jammeh himself is so bitter with his father, which he has been complaining all along as a young soldier! Of course Jammeh would nod his head in approval where there is no person if he reads this. He will also understand that someone who knows his childhood history wrote this. In Kanilai Yahya Jammeh spends more money than any where else in the world. He spends money on feeding his lions, his ostriches, his parrots from Costa Rica, himself and then he feeds the Kabakel dancers alongside. He also spends money during his endless night dances like hell. He bets on wrestling women and men during those occasions. This is where he invites performers from Mali and other parts of the world only to spread our national wealth and burn it like dry grass. We all know that. Anyone who misses this should be watching The Gambia's state-owned TV. Or ask GRTS director Modu Sanyang to share the videos with them.

3RD STATE HOUSE-Zoo

Within Kanilai Yahya Jammeh has two pipes that are inhaling our national budget like the chimneys of an old train!

He feeds croccodiles,wolves,hyenas,panders,giraffes,zebras,tigers and many more. All these are animals people see there all the time. He can deny any relation with the stories of demons because they are invisible but never can he deny he has these animals in Kanilai. They are there. Visitors can drive about 100KM from Banjul then turn right at the Dobong Junction. After rolling on the road for about 20 minutes or less they will see Kanilai city in the middle of a hungry rural community. There is where Yahya Jammeh is feeding crocodiles and parrots while people are not able to eat only a few meters away.

4TH STATE HOUSE-The Vice President's Palace in Fajara and Yahya Jammeh's mother's residence combined.

These two places combined cost us a huge chunk too. Certainly the VP's palace, her guards,motorcade,petrol for the convoy plying the Fajara/Banjul road everyday is just too much! She pretends to be humble but Isatou Njie Saidy spends more from our national coffers than any other official in The government after Yahya Jammeh. She loves power! She loves the niceties accompanying every part of it while pretending to be humble. Humility cannot be seen in that convoy VP!

Maintaining Yahya Jammeh's mother is one of the worst liabilities leaning on our national economy today! Let us remember the mother of former President Jawara from Fatty Kunda in Brikama. She was not the least a liability. In fact she was married to an old chief at the time. The responsibility of feeding her etc etc lied entirely on her son's shoulders. Jawara has his own bad side but that was really not part of it.

Yahya Jammeh's mother travels more than the mother of any president in the world. Her entourage is large and expensive. She uses more petrol than the whole cabinet combined. Her guards are paid perdiem from our national coffers when her trips mean nothing to us.

The only reason is that she is the mother of killer dictator. If we go by natural dictates she owes The Gambia an apology for being the mother of person like Yahya Jammeh instead of misusing the contents of our national coffers!

This enrages the average person including we the commandos on the ground.

The ending of this show will of course be bloody!