Yahya Jammeh Slaughtered BLACK bull At The Airport For Ritual Purposes!!!

It appears there is competition for the seat of power in Banjul. This past week, President Yahya Jammeh slaughtered a BLACK bull at the airport. The meat was cooked and shared amongst airport workers, passengers, and visitors. State guard soldiers coordinated the sacrificial ritual.

While at the airport, this editor was compelled to eat with the crowd. He was offered free meat. He was told that the gift was from President Jammeh. That, he Jammeh wants to preserve his Presidency by making such ritual sacrifices.

I was on a transit heading to England. Many airport workers expressed shock over the President’s  move to force people to eat such BLACK bull. “ He thinks that he can save his black ass from being toppled. I can assure you that this bull would not save him from going. By eating his bull cannot make me to like him. I hate this m…..fucker.  Go ahead and report it on your newspaper,” one of the soldiers told me.

The President believed in idol worshipping. Many here doubts his claims that he is a devoted Muslim. He kills, and maims Gambians. He also used human brains for his evil spiritual work.

This Editor had no alternative, but to eat the Presidential meat offered to the airport passengers. “ I blended into the crowd, and posed as a supporter of the President. I heard about horrific stories about the President, and his plans to get rid of influential military officials. I was surprised that these people could not recognize me. Perhaps, I  looked bit Western now.  It was an interesting stopover in The Gambia,’’ said the Freedom Editor.

Jammeh claimed that his plane was about to be gutted by fire  last month, which resulted to an emergency landing. He also said a bird was found in one of the engines of the aircraft.

Editors: Please do not call us to find out who the said Editor was. We are not going to entertain any discussions about our Editors transit trip to The Gambia. You may call the airport, or the NIA and ask them. They are in the position to tell you. Thanks for your attention.