GPU Congress dubbed a success-Journalist Fatou Jaw Manneh Reports!!

By Fatou Jaw Manneh, Banjul.

GPU Congress dubbed a success

The Gambia Press Union on Saturday 22^nd of March has come under one room to iron out their differences and forge a way forward.It was indeed a dirty laundry session as the GPU executive and its members from 9a.m to 10 p. m, under the help of the IEC (The Independent Electoral Commission) hammered barrages of accusations, attacks and counter attacks as they elect their new members for the executive and discuss internal and external threats and issues.

Who says Daily Observer is not part of the NIA? They have coded "feeders" too!

By Hammadi Maasinah

In Banjul these days everything goes as far as it is geared towards maintaining the APRC in power by any means necessary. That is why the formular they use is the same formular anyone or any group of people who want to remove them from power should use. There is no need to crack one's head as to what can bring Yahya Jammeh down to the ground because he is already on  his knees. Simply continue using his methods against him. He may know what to do when it comes to using those methods in his favor but he certainly does not know what to expect when these very methods are used to his disadvantage. Ask yourselves.. How was Milosevic brought down? How was Adolph Hitler brought down? How was Sadam Hussein brought down? These characters used force to spread an agenda therefore that very force is what they understand! It was used against them to the satisfaction of those they oppressed before. It is water that causes waves. That means: "no water no waves, no waves no water". Yahya uses people who love money and identity; we also will be spending much more on those people to get into his bedroom. It works; it is working and will be working God willing. Yahya and his pseudo-agents will come to realize the side effects of what they do sooner than later.

BREAKING NEWS

  Ndeye Tapha Sosseh  Is The New GPU President!!

Point’s Ebrima Swaneh Concede Defeat

       By Malamin N. Makalo

In what appeared to be a foiled coup against the Gambia Press Union, members of the journalist body Saturday unanimously elected Ndey Tapha Sosseh, as the Union’s new President. Jammeh’s sponsored candidates were disqualified well before the race proper started due to their appalling past records and lack of support. The general membership of the GPU refused to allow Pro-Government journalists to hijack the main journalist umbrella in the West African country. Dida Halaki and his group could not made it, as they failed to meet the necessary requirements. Months of well planned coup against the GPU has failed.

Yahya's Demonic Announcement:-Town Crier Writes

As the dust was settling over Banjul following the demonic announcement by mad Yahya, the lunatic (100% Master Demon) struck again by sacking and redeploying some secretaries of State. For a person who calls himself a president of a state to go on  national TV and announce of  a so called demonic feud has never been heard of. This reminds us of the types of late Idi Amin of Uganda, Charles Taylor of Liberia and Emperor Jean Bendel Bokassa of Central African Republic. Some of these infamous men have done things never unthought-of by the human race. It is claimed that some of them have tasted human flesh. And if the signs we are seeing in Banjul are anything to go by, Yahya is not far from eating human flesh one day.

 The Life Of Kenbugut Kisse: A Short Story Worth

Reading- Part Two!!

Kenbugut Kisse likes going out with fat women. Kisse and I went to a business lady’s house last spring. Before reaching the woman’s house, Kisse had already strategized what needs to be done. “ Jarga, I am going to meet one of my girl friends today. You wait for me at the sitting room, okay!! I want to deal with this lady tonight. She will know that I am the man in Dekalambatu. She would live  to respect me. I am ready to take her all night long Jarga.” Kisse tells me. Looking at his fat belly, I wondered if Kisse was going to make it. As soon as we walked into  Mam Kani’s room, Kisse started trembling. “ Antareh, come in Kisse. Furnekunbaytimebee.”  Mam Kani asked Kisse. Meaning, where were you. Kisse scratched his big head and remarked “ Mam, I was stocked in the traffic. Besides, this is my guest from Kerremandumbay. He is the son of the King. His father had asked me to look out for him. I am very busy with his paper works, because the town clerk wants me to attest that he was born in Kerrmandubay.” Mam Kani became agitated by Kisse’s irrelevant rantings. “ Kisse, you know what, I have no time for story telling. I am not interested to know all what you are talking about. Let move to the bed room, that is what you are here for. I respect your guest, but I do not think you need to disclose his private matters to me. Are you ready for me tonight Kisse? Le move to the bed room.” Said Mam Kani.