NIA QUESTION JAMMEH’S CHEF, AND STATE HOUSE KITCHEN STAFF OVER SECRET POISONING OF A MEMBER OF THE JAMMEH FAMILY!

All is not well in Banjul, as Dictator Yahya Jammeh’s personal cook (Chef) including the State House’s  Catering staffers are helping Gambia’s intelligent agents to identify a member of the State House kitchen staff, who is accused of poisoning  a member of the Jammeh family, the Freedom Newspaper can report.  Staffers questioned by the NIA,  according to our dependable source, said the interrogation took hours, and questions relating to secret food poisoning involving the Jammeh family dominated the NIA interviews.  The agency’s investigations centered on the kitchen staffers activities dating two weeks prior to the incident.  Suspects were asked about their daily routine; people they interact with; places they visited in the past two weeks; whether they are in the habit of bringing  food stuff into the State House.

Diaspora Engagement –The Epitome of Mediocrity in Governance

By Abdoulie Jallow (BambaLaye)

The idea that grown, men and women of well to do Gambians abroad gather in work-groups to “harness the potentials and talents of Gambians in the Diaspora…..” is the most absurd. This is the clearest manifest of mediocrity in governance and public policy.
The proper role of government is to create a lawful and secure social environment to ensure each person survives and flourishes based on their ability to exercise and use their reason to enhance their lives. For this to happen, everyone must have the protection of their individual rights to exercise reason.

2012 DIASPORA MEETING: DOs AND DON'Ts

By Town Crier

I know this message is coming rather too late for those of you heading out to answer the call of the dictator. Has he already left the shores of USA where he's hiding as those there don't seem to know his whereabouts. Why hide warrior? Dogs back louder when they are closer  home, not away. This is Yaya Jammeh.
 
If you must go, here are a couple of Dos and Don'ts.

1. Grab a banana or two and possibly an orange. 

2.    Eat at home before you leave.

3.    Avoid all beverages served at the meeting. 

4.    Avoid the bread they serve you at the meeting. 

5.     Avoid the Bena-chin with the tempting fish.

6.    Avoid speaking your mind to Gambians in that meeting if you don't know them.

7.     After the meeting, take some security measures. If possible change locations.

8.    Ask for a visit to Kanilai.

There is a growing panic in the Gambia, following dictator Yahya Jammeh’s abrupt departure from the country, for an unexplained United States trip, the Freedom Newspaper can report.  Citizens are increasingly concerned about the President’s wellbeing—leading to a wide spread nationwide speculations about the circumstances surrounding Jammeh’s US trip. Rumors of coup plot are circulating at this hour.  The military is likely to cease power before his return.  There are talks in the grapevine that Jammeh’s cancer illness is bothering him at this hour. What’s evident though Yahya Jammeh was on Thursday  swiftly flown out of the country onboard his personal jet—heading for the US.

Dictator Jammeh Arrives in New York To Meet With UN Officials Over Deyda Hydara’s Murder!

Dictator Yahya Jammeh arrived in the United States on Thursday with a high powered delegation, the Freedom Newspaper can report.  The President is in the country to have a meeting with United Nations officials. There is no immediate word about their line of discussions, but a source who reached the Freedom Newspaper said Jammeh’s US trip might have to do with the proposed Commission of inquiry into the murder of Gambian journalist Deyda Hydara spearheaded by the British authorities.