Gambia’s insane dictator Yahya Jammeh, has resorted to feeding his hungry countrymen with dog meat, the Freedom Newspaper can reveal. Trucks filled with dog meat have been touring different localities in the Greater Banjul Area, with soldiers distributing the dog meat to poverty stricken Gambians. Jammeh is an idol worshipper. He was advised by his demons to feed hungry Gambians with dog meat. He believes that once Gambians consumed the dog meat, they will follow him like a pet dog.
Throughout last week, soldiers have been approaching bystanders and communities supplying them free meat. Little did Gambians know that the meat in question, has been mixed with dog meat. Many showed up to scramble for the meat.
This followed an unprecedented protest march spearheaded by the main opposition United Democratic Party (UDP) calling for political reforms. One opposition official Ebrima Sandeng has been tortured to death by Jammeh’s thugs, while the UDP leader Ousainou Darboe and party officials, including followers are languishing in jail.
According to sources close to the State House, a significant amount of dogs and cats were slaughtered prior to the distribution of the rituals. Our sources hinted that Jammeh personally supervised the scarification of the rituals.